Questions Answered

Opening Day answered a few of my questions, albeit, prematurely I'm sure.

Nope, Wifey did not give birth to our son. In fact, she is still very much pregnant, and not happy about it.

Mark Reynolds would have hit his first fan, but Chris Davis saved a life at first base.

No one attempted a steal on Matt Wieters. Smart move.

Nick Markakis does not look hampered at all by his surgery and can still hit, hit, hit.

Adam Jones has not been traded. Yet.

Jake Arrieta looked awesome, I smell Cy Young.

Jim Johnson is 2.5% of the way to my predicted save total.

Damn this Kool Aid is good. Sure you don't want some?